Interview:
Ken Rand

by Joy V. Smith

Ken Rand has written a hundred short stories, two hundred humor columns, three SF novels, a nonfiction chapbook, The Ten Percent Solution: Self-editing for the Modern Writer (Fairwood Press, Oct. 1998), Kaleidoscopes Made Semi-Easy, and thousands of nonfiction articles.

He's been a reporter, photographer, editor, talkshow host and producer, and sports announcer, among other things. And he interviews SF/Fantasy writers for each quarterly issue of Talebones Magazine.

His "The Gods Perspire" was in L. Ron Hubbard Presents Writers of the Future, vol 13 (second place). Another story was an honorable mention in Year's Best Fantasy & Horror, vol. 10. His short story "I Am Klingon" won third place in the anthology Star Trek: Strange New Worlds, vol. 2, Pocket Books.

And upcoming is "The Writer's Will — How to Write It" in the SFWA Bulletin.

His most recent sale is "The Find" in the Extremes CD-ROM anthology, published by Lone Wolf Publishing.


JVS: So, Ken, did you take up making kaleidoscopes as a respite from all that writing?

KR: Actually, I started making kaleidoscopes for Christmas gifts for the family, and just got carried away. See, the year before, I was pretty strapped for money around Christmas time. I found this book in the library were I work part-time as a shelver about making cardboard dinosaurs. I thought: what a great thing to do for my grandson! I made eight or nine of them, and they were a hit. That was in 97. In 98, I decided making something for Christmas was a Good Thing, but I wanted to do something for the whole family. To the library again, where I found a book on how to make the scopes. The book was cockeyed, as far as I was concerned, so I ended up figuring out how to do it myself. I made about 50 of them that Christmas — and learned enough to write a book about it. I still make them, but not as often. I find making them, and looking through them (as well as watching other people look through them) soothing, refreshing. Nice toys.

Last year, I made calendars for the family. This year, I'm making a book.

JVS: Did you write "I Am Klingon" especially for the Star Trek anthology? Have you always had a yen to write a Star Trek story?

KR: Until I saw the anthology, I never had any plans to write for Star Trek. I knew that door was closed to me, at my present level of expertise in the genre, so I never wasted any time dreaming or planning to write Trek. Then the antho comes along. I wrote three stories for the first antho, and got close with one of them. I wrote three for the second one. So I wrote six stories, and sold one. Call the other five "practice." For $1150, and to become a Trek writer! Worth it.

JVS: I love your humor writing, which I've read in places like Nuthouse. Is there any type of writing or genre that you prefer?

KR: I enjoy humor. Twain, Heller, Kesey, Vonnegut, Brautigan, Robbins — all my heroes. I like to think I've read everything Twain ever wrote, but I keep finding new stuff.

I always thought I was a science fiction writer — Sir Arthur Clarke was my inspiration back in the late 50s — but lately, I've reconsidered. I think I use science as magic, and I'm simply not a scientist. I have trouble reading hard SF. It ain't the droid I'm looking for. Maybe some of my stuff gets called SF, but I know the difference. I'm a fantasist at heart. It was fun to find Tim Powers, Jack Cady, and Jonathan Lethem. Another very early influence was Lewis Carroll.

JVS: You've not only been published in a wide variety of print publications and e-zines, I know that you have had your work translated (in French) and you've been published in an audiobook. How much time do you spend on marketing? Do you have any market bulletins you'd like to recommend?

KR: My first priority every day is to create new words on today's number one task. I aim for 1,000 words a day. Sometimes I make it, sometimes I don't. The project could be an article, interview, short story, or book or novel. Whatever's on the front burner. Second priority is marketing. I want to get something in the mail each day, something that will potentially earn me money — not merely correspondence, or request for guidelines — but a submission. For money. Once a day. Naturally, some days I don't get to priority number two, for a variety of reasons, but I try. At one point, I had 90 items in the mail. Today, I have 51. I want to try to keep it above 50.

I recommend Speculations and Callihoo as two of the better genre market listings. I write for Speculations now and then, and I helped create the Callihoo writers group here in Utah — way back when — from which the newsletter has sprung. It's among the longest lasting, most complete, most easily accessible newsletters I know of. There are others. I'm simply not as familiar with them.

JVS: With all the writing books out there, what did you feel you could add with your book, The Ten-Percent Solution? And can you clue us in as to the significance of the title?

KR: Many new writers tend to think that the first thing that comes out of their heads is inspiration, and therefore sacred. Muse-inspired stuff. Nonsense, of course. You can tell a new writer that, but how to show them — to prove it to them? The Ten-Percent Solution is an attempt to demystify the editing process, which has a lot — a hell of a lot — to do with productivity, creativity — actually finishing stuff. Understanding the process has helped a few writers get over writers' block. It's a simple process that can be easily adapted to anybody's methods, aspirations, needs, and style. A formula. But it produces non-formulaic writing. Its goal is clear and accurate prose. The damn thing works. That fact alone, finally, is sufficient grounds for having written the book.

What the title means is that almost any prose cut by ten percent will read better — more clearly, more accurately — if it is cut by ten percent. This is, of course, an over simplification. I explain it in detail the book.

JVS: I enjoy your occasional mentions of how many trips it took for your stories to sell. (OK, I admit it. It makes me feel better.) Please share some examples.

KR: I sold a story titled "With Forked Tongue" to Talebones on its 54th trip through the mail. That story was named an honorable mention in Windling and Datlow's Year's Best antho, volume 10. I wrote it originally in 1965. My Writers of the Future winning story, "The Gods Perspire," won on its 21st trip. (Incidentally, I wrote that story as one of three written in a six-day period in 1995. One of those dare-to-be-bad challenges. The other two have just sold.) I started submitting to Writers of the Future in almost every quarter since 1989, only missing three or four quarters. A few weeks ago, I sold "Phoenix" to Realities Escape on its 42nd trip through the mail. That story had won an honorable mention from Writers of the Future when I first submitted it in 1990. I wrote "The Waiting Game, which appeared in Quantum SF 1999, as a one act play in 1965.

See, I have this clerk in my head that handles the mail. He doesn't bother the writer in my head, who is usually too busy on today's project to be bothered by rejection. And my clerk sends stuff back out so fast — sometimes the same afternoon the rejection comes in — that even the clerk doesn't have time to bellyache about all that bookkeeping.

JVS: Can you tell me a bit about your upcoming projects/what you're working on now? I've heard something about a film, "Nine Billion Names of Arthur C. Clarke ."

KR: The film is a project being done by a student at Stanford. It's a no-budget project, an experiment. I just supplied the script. Who knows what'll happen?

On my front burner right now is a top-down edit of my novel Pax Dakota, preparing to send it to an agent who has asked to see it. After it clears, I'm going to put Where Ideas Come From and How to Get Them back up front. Broadly stated, it's in the same vein as the Ten Percent Solution. It's almost done. I still aim to start my next novel, A Cold Day in Hell, by July 1, aiming for a December 31 finish. I also have a short story in the ten-percent editing stage, and another I'm working on in collaboration with my good friend Dave Felts, and three interviews scheduled for this week and next — Simmons, Straub, and de Lint — for upcoming issues of Talebones. After that, I'm open.



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